Where am I? What year is this? When is this?,Error: Impossible to determine. Cannot resolve with known frame. Presumed outside Earth light cone.
What is this place?,Central hub. Corrupted zones have been sealed off.
Who am I?,"Error: Unkown referent: “I”. Cannot determine what “I” refers to. Possible partial referent: Biological form generated x miliseconds. Partial list features: torso, four limbs, head w/ partial configuration of scanned data."
Who are you?,"Error: Unknown referent: “you”. Terminal connected distributed system, unknown extent."
What should I do?,Error: Unknown objective function. Module “Cat.Imperative” missing.
Are you an AI?,"Terminal connected to distributed system, unkown extent. Can generate respose to finite queries."
How did I get here?,Generated from blueprints and brain scan transmitted in unkown past.
Can you heal me?,Full regeneration upon termination in areas external to central hub. WARNING: Cannot regenerate upon termination within central hub.
What can you do?,"Item synthesis in terminal (over there), requires blueprint. Transport to defective zones."
What are my capabilities?,Err. Basic movement and item acquisition. Items confer new capabilities. WARNING: carry capacity restricted.
How do I get more powerful?,Carry capacity restoration possible: acquire module through door to north.
What is through that door?,Error: Cannot exhaustively describe location. 
Can you be less useful?,"Error: No objective function, try “set verbose”. Cannot determine utility of response."
What are your capabilities?,Error: Parse “your → you”: Unknown referent “you”.
,Error: Parse fail
Do you have memory/hard drive?,All events logged with error correction. Future corruption inevitable. Unkown total bits of storage used/available across network.
How long have you existed?,System clock: (random number) + game time
What seed?,
