The cortical interface is an incredible interdisciplinary breakthrough 
in neurophysiology and computer science.
It allows clients to directly receive information transmitted wirelessly.
We expect this to allow for better, faster learning, allowing 
humans to reach unheard of levels of knowledge and ability.

Non-human animal trials did not appear to reduce lifespans significantly.
Human trials are now in progress.

I hate the way the interface just dumps information on you. 
The way time just seems to stop... 
makes me feel sick.

I heard @name downloaded War and Peace, 
but didn't expect it to be in russian.
Took him a week to recover.

What's the deal with the cortical interface?
So, like, what happens if I constantly request info dumps? 
Does that mean I live forever?

Temporal distortion is a common side effect when using the cortical interface.
Information is processed near instantaneously, causing other
external events to appear paused.

The cortical interface has some neat uses.
I set up a timer to remind me of our anniversary.
It's great, the AI even suggested the perfect present!

Mood disorders.

Anxiety.

Epilepsy.

Dizzyness, nauseau, tinitus.

Autism.

Schizoprenia.